mzawf footy fray

[mzawf]

no grand theory here just a nod to the fact that football and gambling share the same sense of humour
a random guess dressed up as a system bet: if a few land, we look clever; if not, the lesson was inexpensive

1.20 chasing 22.58

basically after following the bookies wisdom & playing short odds kaboom!
and so say all of us

[mzawf]

howza lovely spring weather for
156 chasing 4232 p

the slip looked sharp, the picks looked neat
till football fired up a chainsaw’s beat
green turned red before my eyes kaboom!
another donation as with this crass attempt at rhyme

[mzawf]

howza

a canadian plus a trixie to fill thy punt void 1.58 versus 20.62

Everton trounce Chelsea while Forest add to the woes of Spurs pushing them to one point above the drop zone & the punt continues along the pathway of doldrums

onwards

[mzawf]

footy fray – lucky 15 (Bates Motel Edition)
0.90 checked in £2.83 the faint hope

not here for riches — just a quiet wander down the corridor
where the lights flicker the punt looks just fine & somewhere in the distance…
the chainsaw starts up
if it lands we smile
if no huh nay mind' we’ve seen this film before.

[mzawf]

with shrinking funds & a small return to our punter purse
hey ho & there you go -- should have become a bookie

but as a mute point...massive historical failure 1946 Epsom Derby
following World War II, a massive number of bettors backed an outsider named Airborne at 50/1
the loss was so immense that more than half of the bookmakers in the UK at that time went bankrupt (google)

when robbers attempted to raid a William Hill shop in 2014- which subsequently failed -as the staff were able to hide-out & make themselves safe leaving the suspects having to flee empty-handed (BBC)
“First time anyone left a bookies disappointed without placing a bet ”

[mzawf]

eight guesses, one Goliath 2.47 chasing 208.45 the footy goal so here’s too better luck than the robbers who ‘bolted’ the betting shop with nothing but disappointment

punt

Kaboom!

[mzawf]

howza a ‘ pig in a poke punt’ aka PPP bet 1.56 playing 103.74 and according to all sources viewed a ‘pig in a poke’ originated in 16th century Europe , referring to a piglet (pig) sold in a poke (bag) without being inspected first, dishonest sellers would sometimes substitute a less valuable animal, like a into the poke bag, prompting the advice to inspect purchases to avoid being cheated. (Wikipedia +4) now you know

clearly Bournemouth have been working on a strategy following a good run of draw outcomes and the Gooners took the sucker punch kaboom!
Wolves get trounced by West Ham 4 goals to zilch

Sunderland add to the woes of Spurs pushing them below the Bar with Brighton scoring another win by winning & keeping Burnley in the reg zone Interestingly Brighton recent clean sheet was made defunct by Arsenal.
Man City will be after the scalp ‘Big-time
Wolves run out with Leeds who r due a much needed win’ Not Forest play Burnley & Spurs Brighton &with a splash of football baloney & with all things punt-wise Kaboom Ka Bang

[mzawf]

or more commonly known as
abish Bash Bosh!
bet

[mzawf]

yowza without A.I non- pundit tips just trend identification on past H/w A/w draw outcome-data courtesy of BBC sport…

resulting a small profit plus a layer of kudos in addition while luck is onside a trixie punt to boot

[mzawf]

when the word profit appears "best cash in" !
regardless of the Sunderland - Nottingham Forest outcome
a profit...