Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

[Sarah]

A bloke rang up last night and said " I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention "
I tried and tried to tell him he had the wrong number - but he was adamant....

[Sarah]

scientists have found a way to make a car run on parsley.
Now they are trying to make a train run on thyme....

[Sarah]

I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

[Sarah]

Albert Einstein was a genius, a wonderful man and worthy of all the praise he received. His brother Frank, however, was a monster....

[Sarah]

I was at my friends for lunch and when we'd finished she asked me if I could clear the table. I had to take a long run up but just about managed it....

[Sarah]

My boyfriend said to me 'It's far too hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn naked.'
I said 'That I married you for your money'....

[Sarah]

I was so ugly as a baby my mum fed me with a catapult. open your mouth

[Sarah]

Judy Dench says she enjoys swimming naked at 86. But her neighbours are upset as she lives at number 88....

[Sarah]

This bloke asked me if I’d any idea where he could get a new wig from.
I said, not off the top of my head...

[Sarah]

A truck load of Father Ted DVDs has been stolen....Police advise they've as yet nothing to go on, go on, go on....