Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

[Sarah]

The man who invented the automatic tennis serving machine is celebrating his birthday today.
Many happy returns

[Sarah]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified,
Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "
Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."....

[Sarah]

A father to be was stuck in traffic when his wife went into labour. He called the hospital to ask how she was doing, but misdialled and called the cricket ground instead.
"How's it going" he asked and almost crashed his car at the reply..
"So far it's fine, 3 are out, we hope to get another 7 out by lunchtime, and the last one was a duck"....

[Sarah]

I decided to have lunch al fresco today but it started raining - it took me nearly an hour to finish my soup....

[Sarah]

I've just been in the pet shop and asked the assistant if he had pigs ears?
"No" he replied, "my mask is a bit too tight" ....

[Sarah]

Media reports stated that Jhon Travolta had tested positive for covid 19. A recent update said, no cause for concern as Travolta, had a Satuday Night Fever

[Sarah]

If laziness was an Olympic sport I'd come fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium....

[Sarah]

I remember when the funfair came to town and someone pinched the F from their sign - that’s unfair I thought....

[Sarah]

There was a very loud ABBA tribute band playing in the atrium of the local food court last night - you could hear the drums from Nando's

[Sarah]

Warning!!!
Don’t eat liquorice just before bed you’ll have all sorts of dreams....