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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:32 pm

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:shock: JEWISH DIVORCE :confused

A JEWISH DAUGHTER TOLD HER MOTHER SHE WANTED A DIVORCE AND EXPLAINS THE REASON BEING IS HER ' VAGINA ' HAS BECOME THE SIZE OF A 50PENCE PIECE AND THAT HER HUSBAND JUST WANTS SEX AFTER SEX AFTER SEX.SHE EXPLAINS WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED IT WAS THE SIZE OF A 5PENCE PIECE.
HER MOTHER SAYS '' YOU'RE MARRIED TO A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN----YOU LIVE IN AN 8 BEDROOM MANSION----YOU DRIVE A £350,000 FERRARI----YOU GET A £3,000 A WEEK ALLOWANCE AND YOU TAKE 6 VACATIONS A YEAR AND YOU --WANT TO THROW ALL THAT AWAY OVER 45PENCE''?


NOW THAT IS A JEWISH MOTHER

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Postby gonzo » Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:08 pm

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