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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:56 pm

My neighbour from the flat upstairs was banging on my front door at 02:30 this morning. Can you believe the nerve of the guy?-02:30! He's just fortunate that I was up anyway [partyanimal.gif] playing my guitar :wub [guitar.gif]
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:01 pm

I was born female, I identify as female but, according to Tesco's coffee and walnut cake, I'm a family of four.... [laugh.gif]
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Sat Sep 25, 2021 6:03 pm

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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:04 pm

If interfering was an Olympic sport, I'd have a meddle in it. :joker

I'm not sure why there's a need for nipple clamps. I've never even seen an illegally parked nipple.... :rotfl

visit...Sarah's Sussex Blues gig lists... [guitar.gif]
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Sun Oct 03, 2021 9:30 pm

Last night I had a dream a fella was shouting at us 'on your marks, get set, GO'
I woke up with a start.... :joker

A male friend of mine found an old oil lamp, gave it a rub and out popped a genie. Typical of his luck he got a genie with a hearing problem - does anyone have a use for a 10inch pianist?.... :lol:
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:49 pm

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I went for a job interview and the fella who was interviewing me said 'I'm looking for someone who's responsible'
'Well, that's me' I said, 'whenever something went wrong at my last job, they said I was responsible' ....
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Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

Postby Sarah » Fri Nov 12, 2021 2:46 pm

When I was a baby my parents used to bath me in cheap australian lager [1-beer.gif]
It wasn't until I was 18 I realised I had been fostered :lol:
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