Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

[Sarah]

A father to be was stuck in traffic when his wife went into labour. He called the hospital to ask how she was doing, but misdialled and called the cricket ground instead.
"How's it going" he asked and almost crashed his car at the reply..
"So far it's fine, 3 are out, we hope to get another 7 out by lunchtime, and the last one was a duck"....

[Sarah]

I decided to have lunch al fresco today but it started raining - it took me nearly an hour to finish my soup....

[Sarah]

I've just been in the pet shop and asked the assistant if he had pigs ears?
"No" he replied, "my mask is a bit too tight" ....

[Sarah]

Media reports stated that Jhon Travolta had tested positive for covid 19. A recent update said, no cause for concern as Travolta, had a Satuday Night Fever

[Sarah]

If laziness was an Olympic sport I'd come fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium....

[Sarah]

I remember when the funfair came to town and someone pinched the F from their sign - that’s unfair I thought....

[Sarah]

There was a very loud ABBA tribute band playing in the atrium of the local food court last night - you could hear the drums from Nando's