Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

[Sarah]

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.
It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.
A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting.

[Sarah]

I've got a new hobby. A couple of days a week I spend two hours bellringing. Some people find it an odd thing to do with your time, but I find it very therapeutic…..
However, the bus driver seems less keen… ..

[Sarah]

Supermarkets are selling butter for the over 40’s and under 60’s - it’s a middle age spread....

[Sarah]

After his death a man found himself in hell, and the devil was a woman who absolutely hated men.
She looked him up and down and said 'as far as I'm concerned the root of all evil is the penis, men are ruled by it and they are much easier to control without it.
Here in hell we cut off all penises according to the job the man's father did'
He asked her what she meant and she explained 'If your father was a carpenter, we saw it off. If he was a welder, we burn it off You get the picture right?
With an evil glint in her eye she moved closer and said 'Now what job did your father do?'
The man began to relax a little and smiled as he said 'my father made lollipops'....


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[Sarah]

Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine....

[Sarah]

The man who invented the automatic tennis serving machine is celebrating his birthday today.
Many happy returns

[Sarah]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified,
Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "
Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."....