john terry's trial will not be until after euro 2012
so he'll be free to lead his country into poland,
just like his hero...adolf hitler!!!

:neernerneener :neernerneener i went to my mates wedding and whispered to the guy next to me, "the bride isn't exactly a looker,is she?" he said,"do you mind? that's my daughter you're talking about." "i'm really sorry. i didn't know you were her father." "i'm not....

the fa has brought in new rules-anyone found
passing the ball to andy carroll will be booked for time-wasting!

bloke goes to the doctor and says he's hearing strange voices coming from his pants...
doctor says"ignore them they're talking boll*cks!!

:pimp :firey :rotfl one day a guy walks into a bank and robs it. he then turned round and asked the person"did you see me rob this bank?",the person says "yes" the robber shoots him.the robber then turns around to see a women and her husband, he then asks them"did you see me...

:devil-smile :devil-smile :firey bob dies and finds himself in hell.while hes wallowing in self pity, he stumbles across a demon. demon: why so glum? bob: why'd you think? i'm in hell! demon: aww,hells not so bad,actually,we have a lot of of fun! bob: huh? demon: do you drink? bob: yes... demon: wel...

:rotfl :rotfl :applause paddy and murphy are on the cruise ship costa concordia. paddy says"it's awfully quiet on deck tonight."murphy says, "everyone will be watching the band."paddy says,"there isn't a band playing tonight." murphy says"i definitely heard someone...