:rotfl :rotfl :neernerneener there was a man and a woman sitting at a bar.the man was slowly sipping his beer with a smile on his face. the woman notice how he was smiling odly for nothing. and so she asked him "hey, why are you smiling?" the man replied "well because of this beer, it...

:rotfl :rotfl :applause A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer. he notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 doller bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". the guy asks the bar tender what he has to do to win the money., bar tender says "i got a horse in the ba...

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:firey :rotfl :rotfl a chemist walked into his shop 2find a man leaning against the wall. "what's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant,who replied "he came in for cough syrup but i conldn't find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "u idiot"said the chemi...

19 paddies go to the cinema,the ticket lady asks"why so many tickets?"
mick replies,"the film said 18 or over"

my wife and son are leaving me today
because of my obsession with horse racing!
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and their off!!!

were so skint that i had to get my wife to sell one of kidneys to help pay for christmas.
if things get any worse i might have to cancel sky sports!!