This is a story about 4 people named EVERY---- SOMEOTHER---- ANY---- and NO---- Oneday there was a job that needed doing and SOMEOTHER---- was asked to do it. EVERY---- was sure SOMEOTHER---- would do it,but NO---- did it. EVERY---- got angry because it was SOMEOTHER----s job. NO---- didn't realise that ANY---- could have done it. It ended up with EVERY---- blaming SOMEOTHER---- and NO---- doing what ANY---- could. DOES THIS REMIND YOU OF WHEN YOU ARE AT WORK ?

VERY GOOD STEVEIZY::::::::::THIS bloke went into a chemist and his boy caught sight of all the condoms.He asked his dad why there was 3 in a packet.His dad explained that these were for High school boys. 1 for Friday 1 for Saturday 1 for Sunday.Then he noticed 6 in a packet and again wanted to know the reason.He was told that these were for College men. 2 for Friday 2 for Saturday 2 for Sunday.Then he spotted 12 in a pack and his dad said desparingly.'These are for married men. 1 for January 1 for February 1 for March etc etc lol

APOLOGIES TO ANY PERSON OR PERSONS I HAVE UPSET OR EMBARASSED WITH MY JOKE CONTENT
WILL TRY TO REMEMBER MY MANNERS IN FUTURE TO MZAWFers. APOLOGIES AGAIN,PLEASE KEEP READING
2KIds in a hospital outside the operating room.1st kid says 'what you in for?' 2nd kid says 'getting my tonsils out,i'm a little nervous'. 1st kid says' you've got nothing to worry about,i had that done when i was 4.They put you to sleep when you wake up,they give you jelly and ice cream,it's a breeze'. 'What you here for ?' 2nd kid asks. 'Circumcision ' says the 1st kid. 2nd kid says 'whoa,good luck buddy,i had that done when i was born. Couldn't walk for a year'.

Wife finds her husband up alone at night and watching him wipe a tear from his eye says 'what's the matter?'.Husband says 'do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 15?'.The wife was touched at his caring and says ' yes i do' 'you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car and shoved a shotgun in my face and said either you marry my daughter or will get you sent to prison for 20 years'. ' i remember' she said softly. he cries ' i would have been released today'.

I NEARLY GOT RUN DOWN TODAY BY A FEMALE DRIVER----I WAS REALLY LUCKY--I JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME--INTO THE ROAD

I Went to an Auction today to purchase a Parrot i wanted.I got involved with the bidding and kept getting outbid time and time again.Eventually my bid Won and i had what i came for. Costing me a lot more than i anticipated paying and as i went to pay, i said 'I hope after all this that the Parrot can talk'. The Auctioneer said 'Don't worry about that.He can talk alright,who do you think kept bidding against you?'.

My son told me tonight that he was Gay. I said to my other son 'Oh well, at least you're straight'. He said 'Sorry dad, i'm gay too'. 'BLOODY HELL' I said.'is there nobody in this house that likes the female body?' my daughter was standing right there and replied 'Yes dad, i do'.

;-) A 5th year teacher was giving her primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.'This is the scene' said the Teacher.'A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of the river,fishing.He loses his balance,falls in and begins splashing and yelling for help.His wife hears the commotion,knows he can't swim,and runs down to the bank.Why do you think she ran to the bank?'.A little girl raises her hand and asked 'To draw out all his savings?'. ;-)

CUSTER's last words at the battle of the Little Bighorn with 4-arrows in his chest and 3-arrows in his back what 'I don't understand them bloody Indians. They were all singing and dancing last night'.


DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GAY CANDLE?-------IT WENT OUT WITH A P o o f.