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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:25 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :clap 19 paddies go to the cinema,the ticket lady asks"why so many tickets?"
mick replies,"the film said 18 or over" :rotfl :rotfl :-D

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:14 pm

:firey :rotfl :rotfl a chemist walked into his shop 2find a man leaning against the wall.
"what's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant,who replied "he came in for cough syrup but i conldn't
find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "u idiot"said the chemist "u can't treat a cough
with laxatives" "of course u can"the assistant replied "look at him,he daren't cough now!! :wink :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Mon Jan 16, 2012 7:21 pm

:football :football :football :reddevils man united stereo for sale.
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only problem is the treble is fu**ed.! :reddevils :scarf :celebrate

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Re: Monty Python

Postby gooner » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:02 pm

:joker
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked and playing with himself in front of a tractor..
Mick says, "Jesus Paddy, what ya doing?"
Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately
and the therapist recommended I do something sexy to attract ‘er.....
:rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby Becky » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:04 pm

Have you heard the one about Paddy & Mick who find three hand grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two." :party
and the one about
Paddy in the bathroom and Murphy shouts up to him. "Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine." :no

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:24 pm

well done Gobbo-----like the jokes my fellow mzawfer

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:28 pm

:glasses :fishing :fishing

I SAW A MAN AT THE BEACH YELLING 'HELP, SHARK,HELP'.
I JUST LAUGHED.I JUST KNEW THAT SHARK WASN'T GOING TO HELP HIM.

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