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If you don't laugh.. see a doctor

Postby Earthling » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:13 am

i was in fits of laughter .. this is quality :lol:

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Re: If you don't laugh.. see a doctor

Postby lal » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:23 am

Very :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The Knack!

Postby steveizy » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:27 pm


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Postby Djody Pieter » Sun May 01, 2011 5:54 pm

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Postby Djody Pieter » Sun May 01, 2011 5:54 pm


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The Arrogance of Authority

Postby wired » Tue May 24, 2011 1:08 pm

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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
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The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed
out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me !"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On
any land !!
No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you
understand ?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......
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With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely
that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

(I just love this part....)
"Your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
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