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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:15 pm

A group of rats is called a swarm or pack, mischief or horde
a group of people is called a crowd
a group of politicians is a horde of self serving ill informed overpaid do-gooders
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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:27 pm

Bees have 5 eyes. There are 3 small eyes on the top of its head and 2 larger eyes on the front of its head :clap
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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:58 pm

Did you know that giraffes not only have long necks they have incredibly long tongues to :yes A giraffes tongue is so long it can use it to clean its own ears.
anybody got a picture of a giraffe with its tongue in its ear ? :-D
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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:35 pm

Eskimos use use refrigerators to keep food from freezing :glasses
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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:40 pm

In some countries, urine is still used as a detergent for washing. One of urine main components is ammonia which is used in cleaning products. :pimp
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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:42 pm

In the early 18th century Portugal, the church owned two thirds of all land :earth
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Re: Disposable Lighters :)~

Postby smartarse » Sun Jan 27, 2013 12:51 pm

IN 1957, Frank Sinatra was quoted as describing rock-and-roll as ;phoney and false' and 'written and played for the most part cretinous goons'
But when Elvis Presley left the army some years later. Sinatra paid him $125,000 to appear for six minutes on a TV special.
That's Rock n Roll :group
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