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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:24 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I HAD THIS LETTER TODAY SAYING ' THANK YOU FOR YOUR PHOTO AND APPLICATION TO 'ITV's EXTREME MAKEOVER.
UNFORTUNATELY,WE ONLY HAVE SURGEONS, NOT MAGICIANS !'

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Re: Monty Python

Postby steveizy » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:26 pm

laugh :party

I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you. She said,
"Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied, "It's me talking to the
beer."

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:31 pm

:clap :rotfl bloke goes to the doctor and says he's hearing strange voices coming from his pants...
doctor says"ignore them they're talking boll*cks!! :clap :clap

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:20 pm

:football :football the fa has brought in new rules-anyone found
passing the ball to andy carroll will be booked for time-wasting! :clap :clap :football

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:29 pm

:neernerneener :neernerneener i went to my mates wedding and whispered to the guy next to me,
"the bride isn't exactly a looker,is she?"
he said,"do you mind? that's my daughter you're talking about."
"i'm really sorry. i didn't know you were her father."
"i'm not. i'm her mother"!!! :devil :devil

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:38 pm

:football :football :unionjack john terry's trial will not be until after euro 2012
so he'll be free to lead his country into poland,
just like his hero...adolf hitler!!! :football :football :unionjack

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:50 pm

:duke :thunbsup :duke :thunbsup :duke :thunbsup

THIS BLOKE WENT INTO A BOOK SHOP AND SAYS 'HAVE YOU GOT THE BOOK FOR BLOKES WITH REALLY LITTLE WILLIES?'

THE BOOK- SELLER REPLIED ' IT's NOT IN YET'. THE BLOKE SAID 'THAT's THE ONE'

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