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How many horses

Postby donna » Fri May 27, 2011 1:52 pm

A crocodile is faster than a horse over the first hundred metres. :o
I don't know how many horses it took to find that out :lol:
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Postby brillo » Fri May 27, 2011 6:27 pm

A young Swallow was watching her birdie buddies preparing for the long flight south to escape the hardship of the winter months ahead. Perched high up on a tree she watched the flocks feeding in preparation for the long flight ahead. “There’s plenty of time still” she thought to herself.

“I’m going to enjoy some more these hot days, everything is all good there’s still time”

When the sun rose again and covered the land another bright sunny day the Swallow awoke to birdie silence the flocks had departed and had set off south for the gruelling flight, not a Swallow to be found. Alone!
The young Swallow set herself to drinking and feeding and conserving energy in preparation to fly south. She thought when the sun next rose she would head on to a warmer climate.

The Sun broke the horizon and it looked like a promising day for Swallow to start her journey, so off she set flying briskly, happy happy times ahead.
Progress was good initially, but as the day wore on the north westerly breeze made it cold .
At the end of day one the Swallow nested in a barn to await daybreak to continue her journey.

The Day broke, the sky’s was grey and winter had visited overnight, luckily there was enough food to be had and our little swallow prepared for another day ‘on the wing’.
So Swallow took off into the sky once again, flying into a strong gale battling into the elements.
And as swallow continued off into the horizon, the heavens’ opened, and the sky was awash with sleet and snow and still she pushed onwards.
The situation looked bad for swallow, ice forming on her wings coupled with exhaustion; she plummeted out the sky only into crash-landing amongst a field of cows.
Cold exhausted and hurt from the crash-landing our swallow lay doomed to die. When, a passing cow dumped a big cow pat on swallow.
From this point on swallow had been given a lifeline, she felt warmed from the cold weather outside of the pat and as an added bonus she has food as she eats herself out of this pile of crap, lol

A couple of days had past the weather had improved and swallow had recovered enough to continue the migration south. As the sun broke on day three the farmers cat was finishing it nights prowling when he chanced upon a little swallow in a pile of shit “ yummy” so the cat promptly bit the head off our swallow and dragged the rest back to the farmers kitchen . Cause that what cats do
The Moral to this story is :arrow:
ONE: Those who Shit on you are not necessarily your enemy :o
TWO: Those who will get you out of the Shit are not necessarily your friends. :)
THREE IF YOU ARE HAPPY IN SHIT STAY IN IT :lol:
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For Sale lol

Postby jamie nova » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:17 am

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