Re: Pat Ritter. Books
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 11:23 pm
Thank you mzawf: This is the page for today: 'Confessions of an alcoholic' - Page 78:
On this occasion after the wedding celebrations were over and the bride and groom left their reception, Bundy and Ada with Nicole parked their utility in a park on the outskirts of town. Ada with Nicole went to bed in the back of the utility closely followed by Bundy. Bundy was drunk.
Ada was comfortably asleep in bed when Bundy crawled in beside her. Nicole was sleeping in her bassinette. ‘What have you been doing - you stink. You’re drunk again.’ She was right Bundy was drunk and together with the smell of stale whisky mixed with urine the smell was overpowering in such a small space of a canopy.
Early the following morning Bundy crawled his way out from inside of the canopy noticing a person walking towards their vehicle.
‘Good Morning?’ Bundy called to this person.
‘I was just noticing your canopy. It looks good.’ said the stranger.
‘Yeah, I’ve just had it built not long ago.’
‘Good morning to you, I’ll be off then.’
Near the front of the vehicle and not far from where this stranger had walked were the remains of human excreta.
‘Whom the bloody hell would’ve done this just here?’ he pointed to the human excreta.
‘That was you last night. You did it before you come to bed - you shit yourself.’ Ada said in a voice of disbelief her husband was so disgusting, ‘that fellow you were talking with must have seen it. He almost stood in it - I’m going for breakfast at the service station up the road. Are you coming?
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On this occasion after the wedding celebrations were over and the bride and groom left their reception, Bundy and Ada with Nicole parked their utility in a park on the outskirts of town. Ada with Nicole went to bed in the back of the utility closely followed by Bundy. Bundy was drunk.
Ada was comfortably asleep in bed when Bundy crawled in beside her. Nicole was sleeping in her bassinette. ‘What have you been doing - you stink. You’re drunk again.’ She was right Bundy was drunk and together with the smell of stale whisky mixed with urine the smell was overpowering in such a small space of a canopy.
Early the following morning Bundy crawled his way out from inside of the canopy noticing a person walking towards their vehicle.
‘Good Morning?’ Bundy called to this person.
‘I was just noticing your canopy. It looks good.’ said the stranger.
‘Yeah, I’ve just had it built not long ago.’
‘Good morning to you, I’ll be off then.’
Near the front of the vehicle and not far from where this stranger had walked were the remains of human excreta.
‘Whom the bloody hell would’ve done this just here?’ he pointed to the human excreta.
‘That was you last night. You did it before you come to bed - you shit yourself.’ Ada said in a voice of disbelief her husband was so disgusting, ‘that fellow you were talking with must have seen it. He almost stood in it - I’m going for breakfast at the service station up the road. Are you coming?
To purchase this book: click here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/7688