laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:10 pm
REMEMBER NOT TO DRINK AND DRIVE.
IF YOU DO, YOU MIGHT SPILL IT.
WHEN I WAS 2 YEARS OLD I MEMORISED THE ENTIRE ENCYCLOPAEDIA BRITANNICA,BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME BECAUSE I COULDN'T TALK.
MY DOG MUST BE A BLOODHOUND.EVERY TIME IT BITES ME,I BLEED.
I GOT THE DOG FOR MY WIFE.I WISH I COULD MAKE A SWAP LIKE THAT EVERY DAY.
MY FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL,I WAS SO EXCITED I CUT MYSELF SHAVING.
WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD MY FATHER CAUGHT ME SMOKING. I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW HE YELLED AT THE KID WHO SET ME ON FIRE.
BEFORE I GO,I WOULD LIKE TO BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT -- THAT'S ENOUGH