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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:48 pm

:clap :clap :applause :applause :rotfl :rotfl

A SMALL CHINESE GIRL APPROACHED ME IN AN ALLEY. SHE SAID 'sucky,sucky,fucky,fucky,five dorrar'.
I SAID 'you're way too young'SHE SAID 'how you know my name?'

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Postby bobbyboy » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:52 pm

:confused :confused :confused :confused

PADDY WANTED TO SELL HIS CAR SO HIS MATE TOLD HIM TO WIND THE MILEAGE BACK AND HE WOULD GET A BETTER PRICE FOR IT.
WHEN HE SAW HIM A FEW DAYS LATER,HE ASKED HOW MUCH HE GOT FOR IT.
PADDY SAID 'When i finished winding it back it only had 7000 miles on it so i decided to keep it'.

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:34 am

:devil
MY MATE JUST PHONED ME AND SAID ' Bob, there's a rumour going about that you've got a 10 inch dick'.

I SAID ' I know, i started it'.

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Postby bobbyboy » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:22 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses

my daughter got sent home from school for swearing today.

i said 'what did you say?

she said 'the C word'

i looked at her very disappointed and said 'it's not clever is it?'

she said 'no,it was Cu :devil-smile :confused :thumbsdown :no nt' :shock:

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:19 pm

:glasses :rotfl

HOW DO YOU CONFUSE AN ARCHAEOLOGIST?

SHOW HIM A USED TAMPON AND SAY

'WHAT PERIOD IS THIS FROM?'

:glasses :rotfl


:yes WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?

MARRIAGE

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Postby bobbyboy » Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:50 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses

I JUST CHATTED THIS NICE LOOKING WOMAN UP IN TOWN AND ARRANGED A DATE AND AS WERE DEPARTING SHE SAID ' I DON'T DO BLOW JOBS FOR 6 MONTHS'.

I LOOKED AT MY WATCH AND SAID ' OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A RING NEARER THE TIME'.

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Re: The Irish bank robbers

Postby goodtimesdisco » Fri May 18, 2012 1:49 pm

:football :football :football Michael Owen says he won't retire after being released by Manchester United.
He also said he's still undecided on which club he'll be injured for next season :rotfl

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