a women rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.the amazed women asked if she got 3 wishes.
the genie said,"nope,sorry,three wish genies are a storybook myth.i'm a one-wish genie.so...what'll it be?"
the women did not hesitate.she said,"i want peace in the middle east.see this map?
i want these countries to stop fighting with each and want all the arabs to love the jews and americans and vice versa.
it will bring about world peace and harmony."
the genie looked at the map and exclaimed."lady,be reasonable.these countries have been at war for thousands of years.
i'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.i'm good but not that good! i dont think it can be done.
make another wish but please be reasonable."
the women thought for a minute and said,"well,iv'e never been able to find the right man.you know-one that's considerate and fun,
romantic,likes to cook and help with the house cleaning,is good in bed,and gets along with my family,doesn't watch sports all the time,
and is faithful.that is what i wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said,"LET ME SEE THE FU*KING MAP AGAIN."