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I HAD THIS LETTER TODAY SAYING ' THANK YOU FOR YOUR PHOTO AND APPLICATION TO 'ITV's EXTREME MAKEOVER.
UNFORTUNATELY,WE ONLY HAVE SURGEONS, NOT MAGICIANS !'

I was in the pub with my wife last night and I said I love you. She said,
"Is that you or the beer talking?" I replied, "It's me talking to the
beer."

bloke goes to the doctor and says he's hearing strange voices coming from his pants...
doctor says"ignore them they're talking boll*cks!!

the fa has brought in new rules-anyone found
passing the ball to andy carroll will be booked for time-wasting!

i went to my mates wedding and whispered to the guy next to me,
"the bride isn't exactly a looker,is she?"
he said,"do you mind? that's my daughter you're talking about."
"i'm really sorry. i didn't know you were her father."
"i'm not. i'm her mother"!!!

john terry's trial will not be until after euro 2012
so he'll be free to lead his country into poland,
just like his hero...adolf hitler!!!

THIS BLOKE WENT INTO A BOOK SHOP AND SAYS 'HAVE YOU GOT THE BOOK FOR BLOKES WITH REALLY LITTLE WILLIES?'

THE BOOK- SELLER REPLIED ' IT's NOT IN YET'. THE BLOKE SAID 'THAT's THE ONE'