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TOMMY COOPER SAID ''''I WENT TO THE DOCTORS WITH A STRAWBERRY GROWING OUT OF MY HEAD. HE GAVE ME SOME CREAM TO PUT ON IT''

I SAID TO THE DOCTOR ' I CAN'T PRONOUNCE MY 'F's , T's , and H's ' he said 'well you can't say - fairer than that then '

i rang up my local building firm and said ' i want a skip outside my house' he said 'i'm not stopping you'.

I ASKED A PRETTY,YOUNG HOMELESS WOMAN IF I COULD TAKE HER HOME.SHE SAID YES WITH A BIG SMILE.THE LOOK ON HER FACE SOON CHANGED
WHEN I WALKED OFF WITH HER CARDBOARD BOX.

were so skint that i had to get my wife to sell one of kidneys to help pay for christmas.
if things get any worse i might have to cancel sky sports!!

my wife and son are leaving me today
because of my obsession with horse racing!
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and their off!!!

19 paddies go to the cinema,the ticket lady asks"why so many tickets?"
mick replies,"the film said 18 or over"

a chemist walked into his shop 2find a man leaning against the wall.
"what's wrong with him?"he asked his assistant,who replied "he came in for cough syrup but i conldn't
find any so i gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "u idiot"said the chemist "u can't treat a cough
with laxatives" "of course u can"the assistant replied "look at him,he daren't cough now!!

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mint condition,
excellent sound quality,amazing bass,
only problem is the treble is fu**ed.!