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Monty Python

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:48 pm
by Nevis
Monty Python rocks :thumbsup :thumbsup :applause :applause
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Re: Monty Python

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:14 pm
by bobbyboy
funny nevis-------watch lady on you tube sarah millican an tell me what you think.-----great that we have other fun people sharing there sense of humour.


CHEERS FRIEND (put more on) BRILLIANT

Re: Monty Python

PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:21 pm
by bobbyboy
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl A LADY WENT INTO HARRODS STORE IN LONDON AND WAS LOOKING AT THE JEWELLERY ON OFFER.AS SHE BENT DOWN,A LITTLE FART CREPT OUT AND SHE STOOD UP STRAIGHT EMBARRASSED AND HOPING NOBODY WOULD COME NEAR HER WHY IT WAS LINGERING.UNFORTUNATELY A FLOOR ASSISTANT CAME UP AND HOPING HE DIDN'T REALISE ASKED HIM HOW MUCH THIS PARTICULAR BRACELET COST.HE WHISPERED IN HER EAR VERY SECRETELY AS YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM EMPLOYEES OF SUCH A LARGE WORLD FAMOUS STORE, 'MADAM,IF LOOKING AT THIS BRACELET CAUSED YOU TO FART,YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY SHIT YOURSELF WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE'. :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

Re: Monty Python

PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:21 pm
by goodtimesdisco
Maybe the Best IRISH Joke Ever!
emailed from (PatRitter)

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the
hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man
digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, " I'm impressed
by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get
it: why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind
and fill it up again? "

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, " Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
today the lad who plants the trees called in sick. "
:rotfl
and another :thunbsup

:joker :joker :joker
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.


As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."


The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle...
"Awww, come on...you don't even know the way to the Post Office."

laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:18 pm
by bobbyboy
:indif :indif :indif AN IRISHMAN AND HIS SON WENT TO THE ZOO. A SIGN SAYS 'feed the elephant a bun and get your age'.THE LITTLE BOY GIVES THE ELEPHANT A BUN AND IT STAMPS ITS FOOT 6 TIMES.'wow' SAYS THE BOY 'that's right,i am six,you have a go dad'. THE IRISH CHAP GIVES THE ELEPHANT A BUN....A MOMENT LATER THE ELEPHANT FARTS AND STAMPS IT'S FOOT TWICE. 'be jesus,that's right' SAID THE FATHER 'i am farty two'. :unionjack :indif :indif :indif

laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:08 am
by bobbyboy
:joker :joker :joker WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND SAID ''CAN YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR MY LIVER?'' HE GAVE ME A POUND OF ONIONS. :joker :joker :joker


:indif :indif :indif I SAID TO THE DOCTOR''I HAVE A BAD LEG.WHAT SHOULD I DO?'' HE SAID ''LIMP''. :indif :indif :indif


:duke :duke :duke I SAID TO THE DOCTOR''WOMAN KEEP COMING TOWARDS ME AND I KEEP PUSHING THEM AWAY.....THEY JUST KEEP COMING TOWARDS ME AND I KEEP PUSHING THEM AWAY''....HE SAID 'WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?'' I SAID ''BREAK MY ARMS'' :duke :duke :duke

Re: Monty Python

PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:51 pm
by bobbyboy
:duke :duke I THOUGHT I HAD INDIGESTION.THE DOCTOR ASKED ME WHAT I HAD BEEN EATING.I SAID 'OYSTERS' HE SAID 'HOW DID THEY LOOK WHEN YOU OPENED THEM?'I SAID ;DO YOU HAVE TO OPEN THEM?' :duke :duke





:celebrate THE DOCTOR SAID'YOU ARE IN A SHOCKING STATE,DO YOU DRINK HEAVILY? I SAID 'NO,BUT I'M WILLING TO LEARN' :celebrate