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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:31 pm

:clap :rotfl bloke goes to the doctor and says he's hearing strange voices coming from his pants...
doctor says"ignore them they're talking boll*cks!! :clap :clap

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:20 pm

:football :football the fa has brought in new rules-anyone found
passing the ball to andy carroll will be booked for time-wasting! :clap :clap :football

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:29 pm

:neernerneener :neernerneener i went to my mates wedding and whispered to the guy next to me,
"the bride isn't exactly a looker,is she?"
he said,"do you mind? that's my daughter you're talking about."
"i'm really sorry. i didn't know you were her father."
"i'm not. i'm her mother"!!! :devil :devil

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:38 pm

:football :football :unionjack john terry's trial will not be until after euro 2012
so he'll be free to lead his country into poland,
just like his hero...adolf hitler!!! :football :football :unionjack

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:50 pm

:duke :thunbsup :duke :thunbsup :duke :thunbsup

THIS BLOKE WENT INTO A BOOK SHOP AND SAYS 'HAVE YOU GOT THE BOOK FOR BLOKES WITH REALLY LITTLE WILLIES?'

THE BOOK- SELLER REPLIED ' IT's NOT IN YET'. THE BLOKE SAID 'THAT's THE ONE'

:applause :applause :applause :applause :applause :applause

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Re: Monty Python

Postby Bobby Hundreds » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:30 pm

Magic Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop..'
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex..'
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming in panic: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!' :no :no

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Re: Monty

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:50 pm

:joker
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles :rotfl

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