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Monty Python

Postby Nevis » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:48 pm

Monty Python rocks :thumbsup :thumbsup :applause :applause
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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:14 pm

funny nevis-------watch lady on you tube sarah millican an tell me what you think.-----great that we have other fun people sharing there sense of humour.


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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:21 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl A LADY WENT INTO HARRODS STORE IN LONDON AND WAS LOOKING AT THE JEWELLERY ON OFFER.AS SHE BENT DOWN,A LITTLE FART CREPT OUT AND SHE STOOD UP STRAIGHT EMBARRASSED AND HOPING NOBODY WOULD COME NEAR HER WHY IT WAS LINGERING.UNFORTUNATELY A FLOOR ASSISTANT CAME UP AND HOPING HE DIDN'T REALISE ASKED HIM HOW MUCH THIS PARTICULAR BRACELET COST.HE WHISPERED IN HER EAR VERY SECRETELY AS YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM EMPLOYEES OF SUCH A LARGE WORLD FAMOUS STORE, 'MADAM,IF LOOKING AT THIS BRACELET CAUSED YOU TO FART,YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY SHIT YOURSELF WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE'. :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby goodtimesdisco » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:21 pm

Maybe the Best IRISH Joke Ever!
emailed from (PatRitter)

Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the
hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man
digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, " I'm impressed
by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get
it: why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind
and fill it up again? "

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, " Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
today the lad who plants the trees called in sick. "
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and another :thunbsup

:joker :joker :joker
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.


As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."


The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle...
"Awww, come on...you don't even know the way to the Post Office."

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:18 pm

:indif :indif :indif AN IRISHMAN AND HIS SON WENT TO THE ZOO. A SIGN SAYS 'feed the elephant a bun and get your age'.THE LITTLE BOY GIVES THE ELEPHANT A BUN AND IT STAMPS ITS FOOT 6 TIMES.'wow' SAYS THE BOY 'that's right,i am six,you have a go dad'. THE IRISH CHAP GIVES THE ELEPHANT A BUN....A MOMENT LATER THE ELEPHANT FARTS AND STAMPS IT'S FOOT TWICE. 'be jesus,that's right' SAID THE FATHER 'i am farty two'. :unionjack :indif :indif :indif

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:08 am

:joker :joker :joker WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND SAID ''CAN YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR MY LIVER?'' HE GAVE ME A POUND OF ONIONS. :joker :joker :joker


:indif :indif :indif I SAID TO THE DOCTOR''I HAVE A BAD LEG.WHAT SHOULD I DO?'' HE SAID ''LIMP''. :indif :indif :indif


:duke :duke :duke I SAID TO THE DOCTOR''WOMAN KEEP COMING TOWARDS ME AND I KEEP PUSHING THEM AWAY.....THEY JUST KEEP COMING TOWARDS ME AND I KEEP PUSHING THEM AWAY''....HE SAID 'WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?'' I SAID ''BREAK MY ARMS'' :duke :duke :duke

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:51 pm

:duke :duke I THOUGHT I HAD INDIGESTION.THE DOCTOR ASKED ME WHAT I HAD BEEN EATING.I SAID 'OYSTERS' HE SAID 'HOW DID THEY LOOK WHEN YOU OPENED THEM?'I SAID ;DO YOU HAVE TO OPEN THEM?' :duke :duke





:celebrate THE DOCTOR SAID'YOU ARE IN A SHOCKING STATE,DO YOU DRINK HEAVILY? I SAID 'NO,BUT I'M WILLING TO LEARN' :celebrate

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:11 pm

:duke :duke :duke I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I SWALLOWED A 10 POUND MARSH MALLOW. WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY PILLOW WAS GONE.


:xmas :xmas :xmas I TOLD THE DOCTOR THAT EVERYONE KEPT IGNORING ME AND HE JUST SAID ''NEXT PLEASE''.


:indif :indif :indif I WALKED INTO A BAR THE OTHER DAY...''OUCH'' IT WAS IRON ONE!.

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:26 pm

:applause :applause :clap :clap
so here goes my atempt at a couple jokes, but im not as good as my master, sir robert stovell. :applause :applause
:neernerneener dont know why they say carsberg is the best lager in the world, i found a can on the wall outside my house 2day and it tastes like piss! :o :clap :applause

:thunbsup :neernerneener ive just recived a letter saying that my friend has died and left me a very expensive watch... i hope its not a wind up!! :-D :-D

:-D :-D for new year i took my wife to the maldives,we were on the beach and she asked me,"what do you think of my flip flops?"i said,"i think you should keep your bra on" :rotfl :rotfl :applause .
nite nite..yido out. hope u all have great weekend.

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:20 pm

:duke :duke :duke WELCOME TO THE JOKE PAGE deanyido. :duke :duke :duke :duke




GREAT TO SEE OTHER mzawf'ers COMING TO THE PAGE OF LAUGHTER...Every joke is welcome so keep em coming...


:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :applause :applause :applause :applause :applause :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:54 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

TOMMY COOPER SAID ''''I WENT TO THE DOCTORS WITH A STRAWBERRY GROWING OUT OF MY HEAD. HE GAVE ME SOME CREAM TO PUT ON IT''

I SAID TO THE DOCTOR ' I CAN'T PRONOUNCE MY 'F's , T's , and H's ' he said 'well you can't say - fairer than that then '

i rang up my local building firm and said ' i want a skip outside my house' he said 'i'm not stopping you'.



:joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker :joker

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re.laughter is the best medicine

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:21 pm

:glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses :glasses




I ASKED A PRETTY,YOUNG HOMELESS WOMAN IF I COULD TAKE HER HOME.SHE SAID YES WITH A BIG SMILE.THE LOOK ON HER FACE SOON CHANGED
WHEN I WALKED OFF WITH HER CARDBOARD BOX.



:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:40 pm

:football :football :clap were so skint that i had to get my wife to sell one of kidneys to help pay for christmas.
if things get any worse i might have to cancel sky sports!! :football :football :clap

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:44 pm

:-D :-D my wife and son are leaving me today
because of my obsession with horse racing!
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and their off!!! :rotfl :applause

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Re: Monty Python

Postby deanyido » Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:25 pm

:rotfl :rotfl :clap 19 paddies go to the cinema,the ticket lady asks"why so many tickets?"
mick replies,"the film said 18 or over" :rotfl :rotfl :-D

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