Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:53 pm
WASHER the tomcat,was heard running up and down the alley for hours.Ian,his neighbour phoned alan (the cat's owner) and asked what was happening.Alan replied 'Well, i had Washer neutred this morning and he's going around cancelling all his engagements'.Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:04 pm
WALKING HOME FROM THE PUB LAST NIGHT,I SAW A LITTLE GREEN MAN.AS I WALKED TOWARDS HIM HE VANISHED.THEN I GOT RUN OVER. Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:48 pm
WORKING AT THE NESTLE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,THE FORKLIFTS JUST SHED ITS LOAD AND I'M BURIED UNDER A LOAD OF BOXES. Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:15 pm
WENT DOWN MY ALLOTMENT LAST WEEKEND TO FIND SOMEBODY HAD DUMPED 2 INCHES OF SOIL ALL OVER IT.WENT THERE AGAIN YESTERDAY AND THE SAME THING HAD HAPPENED AGAIN,,,,,,THE PLOT THICKENS...