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The Postman

Postby Bobby Hundreds » Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:56 pm

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
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Just 'cause it's groovy don't mean it's in the groove.

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laughter is the best medicine BOBBYBOY

Postby bobbyboy » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:25 pm

:no :no :no I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE BADLY OFF..MY MATE IS BRILLIANT :no :no :no
:no :no :no HE HAD A CRASH WHERE HE HAD LOST HIS VOICE AND BOTH OF HIS LEGS :no :no :no
:no :no :no DOES HE MAKE A SONG AND DANCE ABOUT IT?......NO........................ :no :no :no

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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:40 pm

:no :no A prostitute said to Paddy 'would you like to sleep with me for £25?. Paddy replied 'well i'm not that tired but i could do with the money'. :no :no

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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:24 pm

:o :o Man meets woman in a bar and buys her a drink.He keeps looking at his watch and she asks him why.He says 'It's a new dating watch.It's telling :o :o
:o :o me about you'. 'What does it say?' she asks.'It says you have no knickers on'.She says 'It's wrong'.He replies 'I know,it's an hour fast'. :o :o
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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:12 pm

:joker :joker Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy 'do you want the winner of the next race?'. Paddy says 'no thanks,i've only got a small garden'. :joker :joker

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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:28 pm

:celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers

NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED:Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys---Rum and ice will ruin your liver---Whiskey and ice
will ruin your heart---Gin and ice will ruin your brain...There you have it...ICE is lethal.
Warn all your friends.Lay off the ice.Just drink it straight.Forward this immediately.You
could save a LIFE !!!.Don't forget what it did to the bloody TITANIC.

:celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers

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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:05 pm

:mexican ONE OF THE SEVERN DWARFS HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR F _ _ _ _ _ _ A GIRAFFE. APPARENTLY THE OTHER SIX PUT HIM UP TO IT :mexican
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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:53 pm

:mrgreen: :angry :angry WASHER the tomcat,was heard running up and down the alley for hours.Ian,his neighbour phoned alan (the cat's owner) :angry :angry :angry :mrgreen: and asked what was happening.Alan replied 'Well, i had Washer neutred this morning and he's going around cancelling all his :angry :angry :angry :angry engagements'.
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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:04 pm

:neernerneener :neernerneener WALKING HOME FROM THE PUB LAST NIGHT,I SAW A LITTLE GREEN MAN.AS I WALKED TOWARDS HIM :neernerneener :neernerneener :neernerneener HE VANISHED.THEN I GOT RUN OVER. :neernerneener :neernerneener
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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: WORKING AT THE NESTLE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,THE FORKLIFTS JUST SHED ITS LOAD AND I'M BURIED UNDER A LOAD OF BOXES.


THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: The Postman

Postby bobbyboy » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:15 pm

:duh :duh :duh WENT DOWN MY ALLOTMENT LAST WEEKEND TO FIND SOMEBODY HAD DUMPED 2 INCHES OF SOIL ALL OVER IT.WENT THERE AGAIN YESTERDAY AND THE SAME THING HAD HAPPENED AGAIN,,,,,,THE PLOT THICKENS... :duh :duh :duh

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