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Letter to the P.M

Postby goodtimesdisco » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:31 am

Dear Mr. Cameron, :notworthy
Please find below some suggestions for fixing the UK’s economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks who will likely squander the money on lavish parties and payout lavish bonuses regardless of performance, :firey
I suggest we try the following plan. :yes
You might like to call it a Patriotic Retirement Plan! :-D
There are approximately around 10 million people over 50 in Britain’s work force today.
Let’s pay them all £1 million each in severance pay and for early retirement. :thumbsup
(Ten million job openings, that’s unemployment fixed) The following stipulations must apply:
They MUST buy a new British car, Ten million cars ordered (Car Industry fixed) :thumbsup
They have to either buy a house or pay off their mortgage (Housing Crisis fixed) :thumbsup
If they have young adults/kids at home they MUST send them to school/college/university
( Crime rate sorted) :thumbsup
They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
it can't be simpler than that! :cheers
If more money is required, you could have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances. :rotfl

Also let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals into nursing homes.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs
etc … Plus they'd receive money instead of paying it out. :notworthy
They would constantly be monitored and could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be cleaned ironed and returned to them. (free of charge)
A guard would check on them every 20minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, swimming pool and further education.
Clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free on request.
Private and secure rooms for all, with an exercise yard along with nicely manicured gardens.
Each pensioner could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
Alternatively the criminals would get cold food and be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and have showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out!

Now lets think about COWS !?
Am I the only person? Or does anyone else find this fact amazing :scratch
During the mad cow epidemic our government was able to easily track a single cow, which was born in Appleby (three years to the day) right up to the stall where she slept in a shed in the county of Cumbria.
Then like magic they were then even able to track her calves, but are incapable of locating the alledged 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country :duh
Maybe we should give each of them a cow. :joker

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