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Post by bobbyboy » Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:15 pm

:duh :duh :duh WENT DOWN MY ALLOTMENT LAST WEEKEND TO FIND SOMEBODY HAD DUMPED 2 INCHES OF SOIL ALL OVER IT.WENT THERE AGAIN YESTERDAY AND THE SAME THING HAD HAPPENED AGAIN,,,,,,THE PLOT THICKENS... :duh :duh :duh

:-0 :-)))

Post by bobbyboy » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: WORKING AT THE NESTLE CHOCOLATE FACTORY,THE FORKLIFTS JUST SHED ITS LOAD AND I'M BURIED UNDER A LOAD OF BOXES.


THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

look left & look right

Post by bobbyboy » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:04 pm

:neernerneener :neernerneener WALKING HOME FROM THE PUB LAST NIGHT,I SAW A LITTLE GREEN MAN.AS I WALKED TOWARDS HIM :neernerneener :neernerneener :neernerneener HE VANISHED.THEN I GOT RUN OVER. :neernerneener :neernerneener

check your diary...

Post by bobbyboy » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:53 pm

:mrgreen: :angry :angry WASHER the tomcat,was heard running up and down the alley for hours.Ian,his neighbour phoned alan (the cat's owner) :angry :angry :angry :mrgreen: and asked what was happening.Alan replied 'Well, i had Washer neutred this morning and he's going around cancelling all his :angry :angry :angry :angry engagements'.

A GIRAFFE

Post by bobbyboy » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:05 pm

:mexican ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARFS HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR F _ _ _ _ _ _ A GIRAFFE. APPARENTLY THE OTHER SIX PUT HIM UP TO IT :mexican

TITANIC.

Post by bobbyboy » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:28 pm

:celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers

NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED:Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys---Rum and ice will ruin your liver---Whiskey and ice
will ruin your heart---Gin and ice will ruin your brain...There you have it...ICE is lethal.
Warn all your friends.Lay off the ice.Just drink it straight.Forward this immediately.You
could save a LIFE !!!.Don't forget what it did to the bloody TITANIC.

:celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers :celebrate :cheers

LOL :-))

Post by bobbyboy » Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:12 pm

:joker :joker Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy 'do you want the winner of the next race?'. Paddy says 'no thanks,i've only got a small garden'. :joker :joker

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