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Bad Dream
   Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:13 pm
Do old people still have sex ?
   Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:07 pm

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Bad Dream

Permanent Linkby curlyzog on Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:13 pm

I had a terrible dream last night, it was so bad in fact, i woke up screaming..I dreamt i had a boil on the end of my todger. But it was no ordinary boil.. it was Susan boyle!!
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Do old people still have sex ?

Permanent Linkby curlyzog on Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:07 pm

On hearing her elderly grandad had died, Nicky went to her 98 year old grans house...When she asked how he died, gran replied " he had a heart attack dear..during Sunday morning sex" Nicky was agast at her 2 granparents risking there lives making love. " oh no " said gran " we do it to the church bells nice and slow..in on the
ding and out with dong" she paused to wipe away a tear.. " he'd still be alive now if that ice cream van hadn't come along"
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